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On the eighth day of Beermas I went and bought for me<\/em>
Eight maids not for cleaning<\/em>
Seven avian vampire teasers<\/em>
Six plans a-hatching<\/em>
Five collaborations<\/em>
Four miles of nowhere<\/em>
Three tropical tree eggs<\/em>
Two staring wings<\/em>
And an icy raven looking needy<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I complain about all those birds, but the other gifts aren’t all that easy to match up either.  This year the maids a-milking was one of the harder ones, for some reason nothing stood out that was maidenly or milky.  Finally, there’s a good stout that has a good picture on it.  It’s a little more like a sexy maid than a milkmaid, although I don’t think she’s quite that either.  More like somebody who’s going to be doing some milking of a slightly different kind.  Hopefully, in a nice warm room.  It’s from Estonia, a brewery called P\u00fchaste, so I think this Dekadents ought to be formulated for warm indoor spaces, no matter what’s going on outside.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Pouring out, it’s lighter than expected, although the dark brown color is pretty strong once the glass is full. The aroma is a lot fuller than the coloring, sticky, syrupy, heavy chocolate and toast. The first impression of the taste is similar, but quickly followed by a blast of licorice, wrapped up in a return of toasty, burny sensation. It’s a heavy, melted milkshake of a beer, extra thick. It doesn’t have excessive sweetness, with just that pop of mediciny licorice. It’s not hard to get down at all, although the full texture does not encourage chugging.<\/p>\n\n\n

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On the eighth day of Beermas I went and bought for meEight maids not for cleaningSeven avian vampire teasersSix plans a-hatchingFive collaborationsFour miles of nowhereThree tropical tree eggsTwo staring wingsAnd an icy raven looking needy I complain about all those birds, but the other gifts aren’t all that easy to match up either.  This year… Leer m\u00e1s »T(welve)-8<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21,38,22,188,26,43,187],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beer","tag-chocolate","tag-craft","tag-licorice","tag-review","tag-stout","tag-toast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":812,"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letslearn.beer\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}